41. Vauxhall Corsa's and Citreon Saxo's with stupid body kits and huge exhausts on them. They do not look cool, they look ridiculous
42. Teenagers that drive cars with the drivers seat almost in the horizontal position. This is not cool, it is just retarded
43. Superglue. It will be the end of me at some point. I have lost count of the amount of times I have stuck myself to something
44. Cottage cheese. There is no conceivable excuse for selling this as a foodstuff. It is inedible
45. Rice crackers. If I wanted to eat polystyrene I could get it from the packing in cardboard boxes and not have to buy it from supermarkets.
46. Dominos Pizza prices. You have to be shitting me. £15 for a medium sized pizza.
47. DFS Sales. There is never a period of the year where they don't have a sale on. Please stop it with the stupid adverts.
48. The price of Macbook's, iPad's, iPhones and indeed anything with the Apple logo on it. I can only assume that most of Apple's customers are magpies with large bank accounts
49. Ann Summers. Just because I bought some sex toys off you at one point to entertain my partner, does not mean I need to be bombarded every week with your incredible offers on peephole bras and g-strings
50. That bloody plastic packaging that they ship things like SD cards in, that you need a kitchen knife or a pair of big scissors to cut open. At some point I am going to sever an artery while trying to get a USB pendrive out of its packaging
51. People that piss in public swimming pools. You know who you are.
52. People that drink alcohol-free lager. Why ? Just why ?
53. People who think it is interesting to tell you Coca-Cola dissolves 2p pieces. As if you hadn't heard it a million times before
54. Timberland boots/shoes. Your designs and colours are vile and your prices are astonishing
55.  Primark. If you are selling t-shirts for 50p, some poor sod in India is working for 1 rupee a day and living in a hovel in order to make it.
56. Asda. I will never shop with you. You are part of Walmart who have some of the worst working conditions for employees, known to man.
57. Lidl. I will never shop with you either. I do not want cola that looks like puddle water and I do not want my wine containing anti-freeze and I do not want to support you paying people that harvest your salad vegetables, less than minimum wage
58. London. Wipe it out. The UK will be a better place without it.
59. Angry Glaswegians. Yes, I am English. No, I did not personally assault your ancestors. I just like to get on with people from all sorts of backgrounds and nationalities. Can't you at least try ?
60. The price of spending one minute on a mobile phone ringing your Mum from Spain, to tell her you landed safely. If that actually costs the network operators the £2 a minute, they charge me, then I am the Pope.

1. People who use they're/their/there incorrectly. Also to/too, your/you're, where/were/we're.

2. People who drive with foglights on when there is no fog

3. People aged over 70 driving Porsche 911's

4. People who think it is OK to describe things as 'boss' or 'sick'

5. Talentless fuckers who use Autotune on their voices in an attempt to make them sound good

6. Reality TV shows. All of them.

7. People who watch reality TV shows. All you are doing is encouraging the quality of TV programs to spiral ever downwards to the lowest common denominator

8. The Daily Mail. This is not a newspaper, it is a right wing rag, that encourages people to hate

9. Chavs/Neds/Spides etc. You are cluttering our streets with your sportswear clad forms. Go home.

10. People who say "innit"

11. L'Oreal and Maybelline adverts. I appreciate they are not targetted at me, but they annoy me to the point that I will not buy any of their products

12. Made up scientific names in cosmetic products that are intended to imply that there is some fantastic, scientifically devised benefit e.g. "contains Pro-Retinol-B5". There is no such thing, it is just marketing spin.

13. McDonalds putting calorific values on their meals. People who eat at McDonalds couldn't give a shit about the calorific value of a Big Mac

14. Take-A-Break magazine. I mean, really, what is the point of it. Full of stories about how someones next door neighbour was a love rat, in between a series of stupid puzzles.

15. People who feel a need to have a Blackberry so they can be in constant e-mail contact with their place of work 24x7

16. Baseball caps on back to front. You look like a dick, please stop it.

17. Yoghurts with made up scientific sounding additives such as "Biffidum Activus". It's marketing spin. Check the sugar content of the yoghurt instead, it will be of more use to you.

18. Religion. All of them. Believing in imaginary deities is not big or clever. Turn your talents to trying to make the planet a better place to live on, instead.

19. Cold callers either on the doorstep or telephone. I will never buy your products as a matter of principle. I don't care how much it is or why you think I need it, I won't be buying it.

20. Starbucks. Your coffee is mediocre at best and you are a disease on the high street.

21. People who think it's OK to order skinny latte's. What's the point. Do without the milk for fucks sake.

22. TV soaps. All of them.

23. That arsehole that sings on the Go Compare adverts. I will never use Go Compare as a matter of principle, because of him.

24. People that are cruel to animals.

25. Racists

26. Homophobes

27. Bigots (yes, I am aware of the irony regarding being bigoted against bigots)

28. People with no integrity. If you have no core values, then get the fuck away from me, I do not want you in my life.

29. R&B artists in the current common usage of the term R&B. What you do is not R&B. R&B is Rhythm & Blues, whereas what you produce, is just mindless shite with no artistic value or redeeming merit.

30. People who use such horrible acronyms and abbreviations in text messages, that it makes my eyes bleed. Please use enough English, that I have a reasonable chance at deciphering your sentences.

31. "ur" is not a replacement for "your" in written English on a birthday card

32. Internet companies who I have bought products from and have added me to their mailing lists, despite me ticking the box that said I did not want this. Well done, you have ensured I will never buy anything from you again.

33. The Tory party. All of them. Yes, even the attractive Louise Mensch and the loveable Boris Johnson.

34. Courier companies. All I ask is that you turn up when you say you will, and give me a parcel that has not been kicked around the warehouse by your gibbons.

35. Religious education in schools. It has no place in the school curriculum unless you think it is also OK to teach children about elves and goblins.

36. Selling great British institutions such as HP Sauce and Cadbury's to foreign conglomerates.

37. Lycra. There is no excuse for it. Stop wearing it.

38. Apple. Too smug and self-righteous for their own good, and litigious to the point of absurdity.

39. The Tate Modern. What you display is not art. I appreciate that you think that this is because I am too thick to understand art. However, I know a turd when I see one.

40. Men aged 35 who think it is OK to be seen on a skateboard.