61. Chocolate bar manufacturers. Don't think we haven't noticed you reducing the size but charging the same price.
62. Innocent Smoothies. Don't think we didn't notice you bringing in the 750ml size cartons and then phasing the 1 litre cartons out while charging the same price for the 750ml cartons as you did the 1 litre ones.
63. The Anti-Smoking lobby. Shut the fuck up with your misinformation about the terrible burden smokers are placing on the UK. Smokers contribute £11 billion in tax every year from tobacco, and smoking related illness costs the NHS £4 billion a year. That means smokers are paying not only for their own healthcare, but contributing an additional £7 billion to everyone else's healthcare too
64. Car Insurance. Will all you wankers stop making false whiplash claims every time you scrape the paint off your bumper. All it does, is put my premium up every year
65. Call centres. If in your infinite wisdom as a business, you have decided to outsource your call centres, can you please ensure the staff can speak a level of English that is at least comprehensible to the average person without requiring the listener to be fluent in ethnic grunting
66. Opticians. Please explain to me why I am paying several hundred pounds for a bit of bent wire and some plastic.
67. People complaining about petrol prices, that are driving a Porsche Cayenne.
68. BMW drivers. You do not own all roads and highways for your personal and exclusive use.
69. People going up mountains in shorts and sandals. I would suggest Mountain Rescue teams just leave them there
70. Dogs as status symbols. Living on a council estate and owning a Staffordshire Bull Terrier, does not make you an interesting and intelligent person that is respected by the community.
71. Dog shit on footpaths. Pick it up you dirty bastards, unless you don't mind me straining one out through your letterbox.
72. The X Factor and Britains Got Talent. It used to be acceptable in Victorian society to pay 1p to go and see people in the madhouse and laugh at them. I thought society had developed since then, but the participants and audiences for TV talent shows, seem to suggest otherwise.
73. Facebook Narcissists. If your entire photo collection on Facebook consists of pictures you have taken of yourself in a mirror, then you should seek professional help. Again, you know who you are.
74. Keyboard Warriors. Your ability to be vile and insulting to others from behind your computer screen in the safety of your own home, is not a measure of how tough you are or your elevated status in life. Indeed in most cases it will be a measure of precisely the opposite.
75. Skinny people with no manners. No, it is not OK to pass comment on people being fat/overweight, unless you think it is also OK if they tell you that you look like an anorexic, dying fuck that wouldn't know a good time if it gave you one from behind.
76. Fake cream. Please stop putting this in cakes/buns. It catches out people who haven't read the packaging properly and then end up with a mouthful of what tastes like sweetened, liquid plastic
77. Vegans. Check your teeth. They are those of an omnivore, not a herbivore.
78. Wine prices in restaurants. I can buy the same bottle from the off licence for £7, that you are trying to sell me for £27. You are taking the piss.
79. Harp Lager. There is no excuse for "brewing" this sorry mistake of a beverage. And by "brewing", I suspect that they actually mean, "collect camels piss in buckets"
80. Mobile phone operators offering "unlimited data" tarriffs, where their definition of unlimited turns out to be a paltry 500Mb. I don't care whether the ASA did find you not guilty of false advertising. It is false advertising by any common understanding of what "unlimited" means.