81.Tanning salons. Nobody gives a toss what colour your legs are. Good luck with the wrinkles and skin cancer in later life
82. Razor Blades. £18 for a pack of Gillette Fusion blades. What are they made from ? Solid gold ?
83. Jimmy Carr. Has a face like a 4 year old has moulded it from Playdough and he is allegedly a comedian. He's about as funny as discovering you have terminal cancer.
84. Rupert Murdoch. Been a cunt since he was born. There's no changing him now.
85. Unnecessary 4 x 4's. You do not need a Range Rover or an Audi Q7 to meet Celia for lunch or drop Tiffany at private school
86. Kelloggs All-Bran. Shredded cardboard designed to make you shit yourself thin while giving you an incredibly itchy arse at the same time
87. Ryanair. Such a poor quality and standard of air travel that you might just be better flapping your arms to get you to your destination. Certainly, you will be more comfortable that way.
88. Benidorm. My idea of the worst holiday destination ever. However, it is an eminently suitable place for Brits to go on holiday if they don't like foreigners, other cultures, or food that is not British.
89. Womens hairdressers. You charge how much for a haircut ? I think you are mistaken, that sounds like a price for a nice meal for two in a decent restaurant
90. Smart Cars. You know the ones. Those damned things that look like a normal car that has been in a crusher. Normally driven by people that would be better suited driving one of those electric buggies on the pavement.
91. Yo Sushi Restaurant chain.  Putting a tiger prawn on top of a block of rice, does not make it Japanese food, even if you put it on a conveyor belt.
92. Airport Baggage Handlers. These guys are the people who even couriers reject as handling things too roughly. Rest assured that an airport baggage handler will steal anything valuable in your suitcase, before jumping up and down on your case to break anything remaining. I have had baggage handlers successfully wreck an aluminium case that had re-enforced sides and hinges.
93. Dublin. Most expensive place in Europe to spend a night. Why their economy is screwed is anyones guess, when a night out there as a tourist, will leave you needing to re-mortgage your house
94. Scooters. No, not the kids ones. I mean those 50cc fartboxes that 17 year olds ride round on wearing shorts and a t-shirt and a £25 helmet. Is it wrong of me to smile as I imagine the hospital picking gravel out of their bones ?
95. The London Underground. A hellhole which gives you a very precise idea of what a post-apocalyptic world populated by drooling, mindless zombies would be like.
96. Subway. It's the same price for a cheese Sub as it is for one with 15 toppings. How does that work ?
97. Speedos. There is no excuse for them. Ever.
98. Wonderbra's. It's cheating and ultimately dissappoints everyone involved. Stop wearing them.
99. Trainers costing £150. They are still made in Bangladesh with 1 dollars worth of materials and 2 rupees worth of labour. Smile and jog with a free conscience before you go to the office, eh ?
100. White people, rapping. Please stop it. I don't care if you think that Manchester is the same as growing up in the hood. It isn't.