141. Tulisa Contostavlos and Paris Hilton. If you don't want videos of you sucking mens cocks, appearing on the internet, then don't be so stupid as to let it be filmed in the first place.
142. Glossy screens on laptops. I appreciate that it makes the colours look richer and deeper when laptops are on display in shops. What it looks like in bright sunlight or strong artificial lighting is a different matter, where it turns into a mirror. As I will never actually be using my laptop in Curry's or PC World, can you please stop fitting glossy screens and go back to the matt ones.
143. American remakes of British TV shows. Top Gear, The Office, Fawlty Towers. You managed to wreck them all. You even removed the Basil Fawlty character from Fawlty Towers for fucks sake. You are cretins and the people that watch these remakes are cretins too.
144. Donald Trump. That wig is fooling nobody. It looks like someone sellotaped a cat to your head. Get a grip.
145. Chris Moyles. You are without doubt one of the funniest men in the universe. But not in a comedic sense. Please also explain the purpose of your sidekick "Comedy Dave". I can only assume that his moniker is some attempt at satire or irony, as he is one of the dullest individuals on the planet.
146. People dressing cats and dogs up in clothes. It's not in the least bit amusing. No, not even the ones with Yoda ears on them. Please stop it.
147. Parents who think their children are unique and special. You just have kids that are the same as everyone else's kids. Get over it.
148. Men drinking WKD. This is not a drink for heterosexual men. Stop standing about drinking it and trying to look cool. You just look effeminate.
149. People riding pushbikes in the dark with no lights on them. It's your own fault if someone runs you over and kills you. Buy some fucking lights.
150. Budweiser (the American one, not the Czech Budvar). A horrendous "beer" that seems to have been brewed from sugar and cat vomit.
151. Gym nutters. I appreciate that you view the rest of us with contempt, that don't "work out" 5 nights a week. This may shock you, but some of us prefer to relax with a book, or go out for meals, or visit the cinema or have friends round for a BBQ etc. and the fact that we don't organise our lives around doing the right amount of "reps" at a certain time of day, and quaffing protein shakes, does not make us lesser human beings.
152. Health Food Shops. I can buy most of the things that you sell that are of any use, at half the price from either supermarkets or online. You serve no useful purpose other than to take money off mugs who think eating 4oz of alfalfa sprouts and taking a dose of St. Johns Wort every day, is going to make them live till they are 105.
153. Glastonbury Festival. What happened to you ? You used to be a place of great music and a free and easy atmosphere where people could chill out with their fellow human beings and regain their faith in man's ability to be nice to each other. Now you are all fences and security and shit music and drunken fights.
154. American gun culture. I understand that the American constitution gives you the right to bear arms. This does not translate into the right to buy an AK47 and gun down your neighbours because you had a bad day. The Canadians manage to have similar gun laws and yet not kill each other, can you please follow their example. A more sane view might even be to ask the question why civilians need to be armed with guns at all.
155. People who mug old ladies. Yes, you have no money, I understand you have no opportunity, I appreciate that you grew up in a dysfunctional family. Hitting old ladies over the head and taking their pensions however, should result in you being given a term in prison and not a community service order or suspended sentence.
156. People who swim with sharks. It's your own fault if you get eaten. I have not an ounce of sympathy. If we were meant to be in the water with dangerous creatures we would have gills and fins and not legs and lungs. Don't go round shooting the sharks if they have been eating people. Tell the stupid fuckers who are swimming with sharks, to get out of the water, or if they choose to stay and then get eaten, then it's just tough shit.
157. Women with cold feet and arse's. I can only presume you refrigerate your extremities before climbing into bed. That is the only rational explanation for the temperature of some of your body parts in a normally warm house. Failing that, go and see the Doctor and get your circulation checked. Whatever the cause, the answer is not trying to raise the temperature of your sub-zero body parts, by putting them on my naked spine. 
158. Airport car park charges. Go out on a morning flight and come back on an evening one on the same day and  if you are expecting the car park fees to be reasonable, even in the short stay car park for just one day, then prepare to faint. Nearly £40 for one day in the short stay ? I did not realise I was paying for someone to stand by my car and guard it all day. Bloody ridiculous prices.
159. Dappy from N-Dubz (thank you Michael) This person is of direct simian descent as far as I can tell. His inability to speak in coherent English, and his height and physical form would lead me to believe he may even be the missing link. As an allegory, he and his band are about as much use as a foreskin at a Jewish Barmitzvah. If you have the misfortune to see Dappy interviewed on TV, you will wonder how he manages to dress himself in the morning.
160. Jo Brand. There are only so many times you can recycle the same jokes about being fat, eating cakes and aren't men awful, before you cease to be funny. I like you Ms. Brand, but for fucks sake develop some new material. All you are doing at the moment is irritating people with the same, tired old routines.